This is just to make you laugh) I know someone who told me this, you don't…

This is just to make you laugh) I know someone who told me this, you don't paint your nails and remove your belly button piercing, you have a child through your nails and belly button breathes, and you treat him so badly, I thought she was joking, but no... She said it seriously, how surprised she was to hear about the placenta and umbilical cord ?