She noticed that there's a new trendy hobby: asking for photos of clot…

She noticed that there's a new trendy hobby: asking for photos of clothes with measurements on sleeves length, shoulder width, back to waistline, back to crotch, on a child, on herself, on a cat, on a man, on the floor, on the balcony, on wallpaper, on a newspaper with today's date. Ask if they ship via mail, Boxberry, SDEK, PEC and KEE. Ask about the composition, certificate, production date, the seamstress's surname and year of birth, whether her relatives were in a contract or if there was a history of mental illness in her family (because suddenly, bad aura from the item). After receiving all answers, quietly disappear into sunset. Or ask